Beat the Blerch
Sep 12, 2026 · Carnation, United States
Date
Sep 12, 2026
Where
Carnation, WA
Country
United States
Sport
Cycling
Entry
Past event
Sep 12, 2026
Register on organiser site ↗Racelify takes no cut. You register with the organiser directly.
Distances
About the race
Beat The Blerch is a 5K, 10K, half, and full marathon created by The Oatmeal and inspired by this comic about running . Our Carnation, Washington race will take place in a quaint little town located about 35 minutes outside of Seattle. It begins at King County’s Tolt MacDonald Park, and it’s a beautiful flat, out-and-back course that winds its way through evergreen, mossy forests along the Snoqualmie valley trail. Near the starting line of the race are strawberry farms and pumpkin patches, which offer guided tours in case you’re still up for a bit of walking after the race.
Questions racers ask
When does Beat the Blerch take place?
Beat the Blerch is scheduled for Sep 12, 2026.
Where is Beat the Blerch held?
The cycling event takes place in Carnation, WA, United States.
How do I enter Beat the Blerch?
You register on the organiser's own website — Racelify links straight to it and takes no cut of your entry.
Entry
Past event
Sep 12, 2026
Register on organiser site ↗Racelify takes no cut. You register with the organiser directly.
Carnation, WA, United States